I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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