yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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