This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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