There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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