fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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