these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Of course I have a pirate flag
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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