I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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