This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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