I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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