If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
