yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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