i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
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