Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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