so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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