can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I will be naked everywhere
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
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