Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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