I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I am mentally ready for anal.
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