I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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