The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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