The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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