I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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