Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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