It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
where are my eyebrows?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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