yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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