ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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