Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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