I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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