can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Four minutes until I can fart!
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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