I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
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