why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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