Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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