she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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