Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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