her vagine was all disorganized.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
do nipples grow back?
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