he wants to bone in the snuggie
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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