what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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