Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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