Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
My vagina just recognized that song.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
