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(917): View more from New York City

I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.

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(586): View more from Michigan

he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.

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(678): View more from Georgia

we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.

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(585): View more from New York

20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.

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(217): View more from Illinois

You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball

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