I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
our cab driver is having phone sex.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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