We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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