I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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