he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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