They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Rumble strips road head = magical
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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