Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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