he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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