shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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