I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
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