if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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