I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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